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thank you for your compliment/compliment disguised as a question/tip for where to find the best baked pretzel in the continental united states. soon I will respond and we can begin our long correspondence as pen pals who slowly but surely become soulmates. wow. I can’t wait. talk to you soon. -bekah
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